About

"What exactly do you do?"

I'm an advertising copywriter. Though I have lots of production experience, getting my Bachelors degree in advertising taught me to love big ideas and award-winning work. I'm actively (2024) expanding my writers portfolio.  I encourage you to check out some of my recent scripts.

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"No no, I meant, what do you do?"

I'm pretty active and enjoy a number of hobbies including: pickleball, disc golf, running, milsim, and VR gaming.

 

"Can I call you 'Dave?'"

No, I'm not a "Dave."  I've never been a Dave. In fact, I want you to write down "not a Dave" right now.  Thank you.  Next question.