"What exactly do you do?"
I consider myself a copywriter. Though I have DP experience, getting my Bachelors degree in advertising taught me to love big ideas and award-winning work. I'm actively (2023) expanding my writers portfolio. I encourage you to check out some of my recent scripts.
"No no, I meant, what do you do?"
I'm pretty active and enjoy a number of hobbies including: pickleball, disc golf, running, milsim, and VR gaming.
"Can I call you 'Dave?'"
No, I'm not a "Dave." I've never been a Dave. In fact, I want you to write down "not a Dave" right now. Thank you. Next question.